From the box label: “Beer has rights like anything else.
It is cool and golden and delicious, yet we shackle it
to store shelves like common mayonnaise or frozen fish sticks.
This horrible injustice; this abomination, CAN not, MUST not
and WILL NOT STAND! I decree, that from this point forward,
ALL beer...regardless of color or carbonation...MUST BE FRICKIN’ FREE!!!”
Sniff...Sniff...Ahh what a dream it was. Alas it was never to be.
It did make for a decent self promo, though. I designed, illustrated
and built the Free-Six V-6, six pack holder; as well as designing each
beer label with a different alkie-holic character on it. I even threw in
an illustration sample by yours truly on each bottle.